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Apr. 27th, 2009

mmmmmmike

Writer's Block: Musical Affliction

Have you had an earworm lately? Exorcise it by inflicting it on your friendslist. Post the lyrics or - even better - a video.
I've had "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga stuck in my head for the past week, and it won't go away!



Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

Apr. 20th, 2009

mmmmmmike

A WONDERFUL STORY FOR YOU!

House impaled Wilson while eating stolen pancakes off Wilson's eyebrows and singing his favorite song which was the classic that enchanted a nation, Chocolate Rain. Foreman walked in and began to snort a line of gummi bears. He collapsed and tried to call Dr. Phd when all of a sudden... Chase entered, screaming that Cameron had put a horseshoe crab in his boxers. Kutner's ghost appeared and tapdanced on Cuddy's ass. House was too busy to notice and Wilson felt his eyebrows fusing together from the stickiness of the syrup. 13, taping the entire ordeal, had no idea that Taub was carrying a baby and she was the father. Every sinfle patient in the hospital caught Lupus.

THE END

Apr. 19th, 2009

Ohh Davy

Davy and his Boobs appear on Spongebob!


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Cheer up sleepy Jean...

Apr. 14th, 2009

mmmmmmike

*snerk*


Paul Nicholas= My endless source of LULZ


His bulge isn't as impressive as Mr. Entwistle's....

Apr. 9th, 2009

mmmmmmike

Writer's Block: What is your name?

If you were to have another name, what would it be?
Well, I've already got OVER 9000 nicknames, so I guess I'll list all of my alternate names: Stanley Clemperer III, Jose Carioca, Jill-House, Snowy, Snow White, Glitchy-poo, Gymi, Dorothy, Glinda, Jilki Wartooth, Jillvy Jones, DramaGeek, DG, Toomy, Jilly-Vanilly, Jilly-kins, and my personal favorite..... Midget (which is actually the complete opposite of me :3

Mar. 29th, 2009

mmmmmmike

Writer's Block: GIP (Gratuitous Icon Post)

You finally have an excuse to use it—what userpic do you not get to use very often but can't delete because it's just that awesome?
My George icon... She's the coolest character in Lisztomania... for realz

Mar. 28th, 2009

mmmmmmike

I needed an update!


So, I'm awake at 1:37 AM and i have nothing else to do, but write a random journal entry.

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Mar. 19th, 2009

mmmmmmike

SHIPPING MEME!


1. List your top seven  three ships I'M LAZY, DAMMIT!
2. Put all of them in order of your love for them; 1 being your favorite.
3. Name their fandom.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag seven people. Just do it. Do it if you want to.


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Mar. 9th, 2009

mmmmmmike

Writer's Block: Almost Famous

What celebrity do you think looks like you? What celebrity do other people say you look like?
I've gotten quite a few different things actually. Anne Hathaway, Sailor Mars and a female version of 1960s Keith Moon. That last one was a tad unexpected... XD

Mar. 8th, 2009

mmmmmmike

Pointless update and a picture

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Site



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