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Naboo has DA FUNK

it's an OC memememememe

I totally stole this from Lykaios... So, I'm introducing my god-awful Might Boosh Mary Sue.... Magoo. I can explain!!!! I was browsing ff.net the other day looking for Boosh fics and I was very dissapointed in what I discovered. I found nothing but Howard/Vince slash fics, which I suppose is understandable, but that's not what bugged me. There were multiple fanfics involving Naboo paired with some random OC. Okay, I love little Naboolio as much as the next girl but you DO NOT give him random Mary Sues. He's practicly the most unsexual, unromantic character in the show! As far as I'm concerned, he's practicly asexual. So, as a response to that, I've created this little monstrosity. Our little shamanistic friend will NOT show any interest in this slut-bag

Name: Magoo Shewah Rainbow Sunshine Torpedo Usagi Tulip Hydrogen Mysteria  Kiwi Herpes Broccoli Lily Hauri Falalalala Eunice Schmunice The Mysterious.... the 3rd
Nickname: Maggie
Gender: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Significant Other: Naboo, or at least thats what she claims
Height: 6'1"
Build: Very slim, curvy hips, large breasts
Eyes: Red
Hair: Long and bright pink
Age: 300, looks like she's 23.
D.OB.: Unknown
Occupation: Shaman
Hobby: Shamanism, Flirting with anyone that's male and remotely attractive, saving the universe

Residence: Somewhere on Xooberon, in the forest

Transportation: A Unicorn with a rainbow mane. His name is Carl. He speaks Japanese

Food: Leik OMG she dosen't need to eat

Usual Attire: Something that resembles a blue metalic bikini top, white shirt that is long in the back, short in the front. light blue gloves, a headband with white feathers, and pointy silver slippers

Personality: What's a personality?

Likes:  Naboo, Shamanism, Music, Naboo, Naboo, Stalking Naboo, did I mention Naboo?
Dislikes: Naboo not loving her back

Favorite Quote: "OMG NABOO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER"

History:

Magoo was a princess on planet Shakalakalakalakavweeeeee, but she hated the royal life. So leik she ran away from home when she was a teenager and has been hiding out in the forests of Xooberon ever since then. There she discovered that she just happened to be a shaman with super amazing powers. She learned to speak 30 different languages and can play every instrument ever invented. She once fought an epic battle with the Hitcher.... and won.

So, now on to how she met Naboo. Maggie once went to one of the shaman parties, and naturally everyone there was off their tits on drugs and whatnot. She started talking to a certain tiny shaman (who, naturally was high as a kite at the time) Naboo said some things he probably didn't mean, got a little touchy-feely and it sent ol' Maggie all the wrong signals. Ever since then she hasn't left Naboo alone. She's been known to appear in his bed for no actual explained reason. She's determined to make Naboo her lover, even though he dosen't show any remote signs of interest. In fact Naboo is a bit creeped out by this girl. TEH END


wow.... that sort of hurt to write.

 

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My thoughts exactly.